TheMillz's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pumpkin Party]

Deceptively simple, surprisingly addictive! GJ!

JosephMoonGolf responds:

Thank you! I'm glad you enjoy it.

[Every Man's Refund]

"Fuck videogames "-Sean Murray

Yea that pretty much sums it up! That guy may have a lot of ill gotten money but he's ganna have a target on his back for a long time. This game was hilarious. I havn't played NMS but I heard a lot about it and this seems like all the complaints I've heard. Loved the silly trophies too!

Skudge responds:

Glad you like it :)

[Colossal Cave (Unfinished)]

Ok, you had a small time window to make a game, I can respect that. What I didnt see was a tutorial, and that is essential, even a small indication of how to move, cause I couldn't...moving the mouse and using the arrow keys moved the camera while I just stood there. I will say the effect on the perspective was cool, looked 3d from top down view but again I couldn't move. Pressed all keys when arrows and w,a,s,d failed me. R made me teleport room to room. Keep in mind this is stuck on level one, cant move, teleport with R. Is this some kind of joke?

Guy-Unger responds:

you're not the only one to ask for a tutorial, but you seem to be the only one to not figure out the game at all..

[Shark Mountain]

Brilliant!

While graphics could use a little more work ( mainly the orbs, the gradient/blandness was kinda bad ) some things had a specific charm, and it was all cohesive, quite nice. The concept is sweet, yes, why is there a shark at the top of the mountain? Because epic win, that's why.

Nice opoening cinematic, pretty funny, I usually cringe when I watch a poor written story unfold, but this felt right all the way thru, nothing forced.

I didn't hit any glitches, and reached 107 place on the high score sheet when I died ( my own fault, I wanted to see what would happen jumping off ). The feel was good, liked the rebound off walls, and lock-picking achievements :)

The real issue for me was it was slow the whole time, I'm sure it's the browser's fault, if I was playing it as an swf on my desktop it would probly run fine, so I can't really knock ya for that.

Good job dude!

Skeik responds:

You can knock me for the lag, heh. It runs terrible on the desktop too, there's just way to many particles flying around, and I didn't optimize it well. Phantasmic Dead wrote and animated the entire thing, pretty much his idea.

Thanks for the review.